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'Always use your head, follow you heart and go with your gut feeling.'
'If you two can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all!!'
'Whoa, whoa lady take the long way home.'
'I'm in big trouble with the old battle-ax. What would you do if you were me?'
'try moderation next time!'
'Be innovative and prepared. Have clearly defined educational objectives for each lesson. Write legibly on the board. Be firm and fair. Now go. You have a class to teach.'
'Never, Ever...invite friends who are insurance agents to dinner.'
'Never, Ever...assume anything is free when you visit a hospital.'
'You've made a wise decision to use a financial planner. Failing to plan is planning to fail.'
'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'
'Remember, son...forewarned is four-armed.'
'Well son - When you're young the secret is to keep your mom happy. Then when you're older, keep your wife happy.'
'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'
'There are only two sure things in life, Son- Death and...Actually there's only one sure thing in life.'
'When's the best time to pick apples?'
'Always aim high, son - that way, you won't splash your shoes.'
'Yeah, well I say, your 'keep your belly close to the ground' isn't much of a philosophy!'
'Shouldn't you two be out looking for jobs?'
'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'
"No no no!! -I said you need to exorcise your demons!!"