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Broom Operators Deserve Better
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'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'
'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'
Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.
'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'
'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'
'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.
Born to be a Sound Engineer.
'Could you guys pick up the beat? That last set put Big Lou to sleep.'
"I appreciate this new gadget, and i love seeing people we know, but what's with all the canned neighing?!"
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While he agreed it had been a particularly good sermon, Harold the sound engineer would have preferred that Pastor Nigel had not concluded it with a mic drop.
'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'
'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'
'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'
"Can you keep it down? We're trying to make a nature documentary here!"
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'Mac realizes he used the wrong microphone password.'
'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'
'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that The Church For the Tone Deaf finally updated it's sound system.'
'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'
'I told you we should have gone wireless.'
'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'
'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'
'Looks like the band and the sound technician had a difference of opinion again during a sound check.'
'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'