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Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.
"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."
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'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'
Foolproof Sound System
'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.
"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"
'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'
"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."
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"I'll take that one."
'And this is my Japanese garden.'
"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."
'This button connects you to the inner ear of every worker.'
"You'd better stand back now: This is going to be a mighty roar..."
"I've been lying in bed admiring your music system, could I take a peek at it?"
"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."
'You put a round thing on a spinning plate with a needle and then you play with buttons and knobs...only old people know how to do it.'
'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that The Church For the Tone Deaf finally updated it's sound system.'
"That car has a totally 'ya''' sound system!"
"Think about the poor guy who invented the wheel. What a sorry existence."
"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"
"Turn down the bass."
Tags:baldo, broken window, broken windows, sound system, sound systems, audio system, audio systems, speaker, speakers, subwoofer, subwoofers, bass, bass volume, car stereo, car stereos, auto parts, car problem, car problems, troubleshoot, troubleshoots, troubleshooting, windshield, windshields, broken windshield, broken windshields
"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"
Tags:baldo, speakers, speaker system, speaker systems, stereo system, stereo systems, roadie, roadies, rock show, rock shows, hand-me-down, hand-me-downs, secondhand, secondhand equipment, sound system, sound systems, nostalgia, nostalgic, music system, music systems, cool dad, cool dads, cool parent, cool parents
'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'
Explorers come across big screen TV and fridge in jungle.