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The Bisque Narcissus.
'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'
The DaVinci Cold.
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'Waiter, there's no fly in my soup.'
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Employees must wear hair nets.
'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'
"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"
"How fresh is your toil and trouble?"
Tags:double bubble toil and trouble, double double toil and trouble, toil and trouble, three witches, 3 witches, witch, witches, macbeth, shakespeare, william shakespeare, eating out, dining out, restaurants, bad customer, bad customers, soup, soup of the day, fussy customer, fussy customers, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting staff, waitstaff
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."
Tags:theres a fly in my soup, there's a fly in my soup, fly, flies, soup, soups, eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, customer service, bad service, poo, poos, excrement, human excrement, table service, complaint, complain, complaints, complaining, customer complaint, customer complaints, irony, ironic, fourth fall, break the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, crouton, croutons
A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.
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Shortly thereafter, the Health Department closed down the Rapunzel cafe'.
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"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, noodle, noodles, soup, soups, drowning, bowl, bowls, chicken noodle soup, dream, dreams, dreaming, bad dream, bad dreams, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, recurring dream, recurring dreams, mental health
Recipes from Second-Rate Mom Magazine
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"Soup du jour..." - "Soup du Siecle"
The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey
Tags:coffee shop, coffee shops, nibble, nibbles, bite to eat, bites to eat, salad, salads, potato salad, potato salads, macaroni salad, macaroni salads, tuna salad, tuna salads, chicken salad, chicken salads, food option, food options, supplier, suppliers, rice pudding, rice puddings, soup du jour, soup, soups, soup and salad, regional supplier, regional suppliers, chain, chains, chain store, chain stores, new jersey
'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'
"Enough yin. More yang."
Tags:yin, yang, yin and yang, dualities, chinese philosophy, chinese philosophies, taoist metaphysics, tao, taoist philosophy, taoist philosophies, monk, monks, buddhist monk, buddhist monks, buddhism, spiritualism, cooking, chef, chefs, cuisine, cuisines, soup, soups, buddhist monastery, buddhist monasteries, spice, spices, food testing, food taster, food tasters, balance, imbalanced, imbalance
Our Troubled Chowders
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, customer, customers, complaint, complaints, complaining, chowder, chowders, soup, seafood, pollution, water pollution, medical waste, syringe, syringes, waste, garbage, trash, rubbish, environment, environmental destruction, nature, environmental issues, water, ocean, sea, contaminated, food safety, unhygienic, unsanitary, modern life
'This prescription will be expensive to fill. You might want to try it's generic form...chicken soup.'
'Ask mom for Paulo's Alphabet Soup, Tell her it's educational,'
"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"
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"I'm sorry I peed in the soup."
The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.
Tags:wonton, wontons, wonton soup, dumpling, dumplings, chinese dumpling, chinese dumplings, chinese food, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, theory, theories, speculate, speculates, speculation, wild speculation, soup, soups, pipeline, pipelines, connection, connections
'Must have been an old can of alphabet soup. No spell checker.'
"Adrian says his bisque lacks focus."
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