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"I've been out on the North forty, Sarah. It's a lot like the South forty."
Country Music Awards
Quaint "country style" ass-whooping $1
"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."
Tags:western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, country, country singer, country music, music, musician, musicians, musical, musically, guitar, guitars, ten gallon hat, 10 gallon hat, cowboy hat, play on words, word-play, word play, headache, rebuff, married life, marriage, date, dates, dating world, heartache, ache, headache, country and western, country western, south, southern, deep south, rebuff, sad song, sad songs, depressing, depressing song, depressing songs, breakup song, breakup songs
Last Chance For Reality
"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."
Tags:migration, migrations, migrating, going south, winter, wintertime, season, seasons, seasonal, seasonal migration, south, flying south, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, snowbird, snowbirds, travel, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveling, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, retiree, retirees, retirement
"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."
Tags:california, states, state, northern, north, south, southern, regional, region, regions, different, difference, differences, urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, rural, rural living, countryside, life in the country, life in the countryside, pastoral, intellectual, calm, quiet, peaceful, environment, nature, gaudy, loud, flashy, materialistic, crowded, la, l.a., los angeles, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, travel, car, cars, driving, road trip, road trips
Dept. of Lost Causes
Tags:lost cause, lost causes, southerner, southerners, confederate statue, confederate statues, statue, statues, confederacy, confederated states, csa, confederated states of america, fail, fails, failure, failures, famous failure, famous failures, monument, monuments, reflecting pool, reflecting pools, defeat, defeats, southerner, southerners, south, shrine, shrines
'So, none of us know which way is south! Knowing that, you'd think one of you nerds would've brought a compass!'
I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.
'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'
Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas
Tags:dallas, texas, southern, south, american south, us, america, united states, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, brothers grimm, little red riding hood, red riding hood, wolf, wolves, grannies, grandma, grandmas, nana, nanas, nan, nans, tacky, big hair, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, style, hairdo, beauty, make-up, wig, wigs, modern fairy tale, modern fairytale, visiting grandma, visiting nan, visiting nana
“Sightings to date of Tilda Swinton in Kansas: Zero"
Tags:kansas, deserted, wasteland, empty, rural, in the sticks, outback, country, countryside, road, long road, south, southern, mid west, midwest, mid-west, bible belt, desolate, state, states, celebrity, celebrities, paparazzi, papped, paparazzo, fame, famous, famous figures, pop culture, culture, movie, movies, film, films, cinema
A Redneck Christmas
Tags:yank, yankee, yankees, whack-a, whack, whack a, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, cliche, cliches, mid west, south, the south, southern, southerners, deep south, texan, texas, texans, word play, play on words, word-play, cliche, cliches, divide, division, divided, divisions, civil war, america, american, social
'Relax, Private. The enemy is still some distance away.'
"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, south, deep south, southern, south america, midwest, historical, history, american history, game, games, poker, pokers, scrabble, scrabbles, cheat, caught, caught red handed, inversion, invert, inverted, subvert, subversion, subverted
"It just so happens that it's time to fly south."
Tags:south, fly south, flies south, flying south, winter, winters, winter weather, migrate, migrates, migration, migrations, windfall, windfalls, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax dodging, tax, taxes, tax season, tax seasons, tax avoidance, rich, wealth, wealthy, riches, bird, birds, birder, birders, bird watcher, bird watchers, coincidence, coincidences
Goose Bus Driving South
"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"
Tags:argue, arguing, argument, run away, running away, run-away, annoyed, annoy, angry, angered, youth, southern, southerner, south, shotgun, shotguns, pickup, truck, trucks, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, mid-life, marriage, married, tired, fed up, youthful, reminisce, nostalgia, nostalgic, fed-up, done, had enough, road trip, roadtrip, road trips