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"'Nother load of tobacco money headin' north, Ma." "Yep."
Dept. of Lost Causes
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General Store Modernises
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How to tease a Red-Stater
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'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!
"Good morning, everyone!"
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A Redneck Christmas
"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"
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"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "
High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em
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In search of a newspaper, an easterner walks into an Arizona bar...
Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.
'Well, this is the east cowboy - where seldom is heard an encouraging word.'
'The North South Divide runs through the middle of our house'
Rudy the redneck reindeer.
'Mum! There's a fly in my soup...'
South or North
'You've got with drawl symptoms. I'm afraid you're...a southerner.'
'… and another thing ... when we go south, it's pronounced 'bird', not 'boid'.'
'Do you sell focaccia?'- 'What did you say?' - 'Focaccia.' - 'I think you should leave now.' - 'Pervert.'
'Another tremor and we really will have a north south divide.'
'You want him to run the banking division? He thinks withdrawal is how Southerners speak.'
North / South divide