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"I'm just worried the knots are the only thing holding me together."
"You're incredibly tight."
"How's my inane chitchat?"
"He didn't want to end it, so I told him I wanted to get married."
"Blackouts, fires, floods, bombs, droughts,earthquakes...reading this you'd swear the world is ending today..." "Not today! I have a spa appointment at one!"
"Do you think we were meant to get rid of the mud before we came in for a drink?"