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"I'm just worried the knots are the only thing holding me together."
A woman with a green face mask sits next to an alien
"You're incredibly tight."
"How's my inane chitchat?"
"He didn't want to end it, so I told him I wanted to get married."
"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."
"Blackouts, fires, floods, bombs, droughts,earthquakes...reading this you'd swear the world is ending today..." "Not today! I have a spa appointment at one!"
"Of course I would love to host a spa day for all pastor's wives."
"Do you think we were meant to get rid of the mud before we came in for a drink?"
"I don't see why mom paid for a mud bath when she could have one free right here in our yard!"