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Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting
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From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.
'That? No, that isn't a UFO. It's on the ground now, and you've identified it. That makes it an IGO.'
'We'd like to talk to you about the kingdom of God...'
'I'm not kidding! Poop used to stink.'
'For goodness sake, man, snap out of it! We're not aliens from outer space! We're pixies! Pixies from your garden! Is that so difficult to understand?!'
'Houston, we have a problem.'
'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'
'Don't tap on the glass, Kenny... it traumatizes them!'
'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'
'Technically, you can't really consider these 'alien visitations'. No offence but this planet is the only dumping station in this corner of the galaxy...'
'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'
'So we're 52 light-years from home... and now you tell me that you think you left the stove on?!'
'Oh, you're from earth. Do you know Aaron Michaelson?'
'Take me to your community leader.'
Take me to your market leader.'
'Would you sign this receipt, so I can write off this trip?'
Alien Crop Walks.
Seances of the future
They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.
'Take us to your chief emoticon.'
'Of COURSE it's satellite radio!'
'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'