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"Goodbye, Mr. Loeffler. And if you decide to write about this, both the 'Star' and the 'National Enquirer' are good possibilities."
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'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'
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'Since my corrective laser surgery, I have 20/20/20/20 vision.'
Intergalactic Travel Agency
'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'
'My earthling abductees' organs are grade A.'
Tags:alien, aliens, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, abduct, abducts, abduction, abductions, abducted, space aliens, space alien, extraterrestrial, et, extraterrestrials, space flight, space flights, space, outer space, planets, alien planets, universe, cosmos, organ, organs, advertise, advertises, advertisement, advertisements, earthling, earthlings, organ farm, organ farms, organ farming
"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."
Tags:alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial, martian, martians, space alien, space aliens, space men, space man, little green men, little green man, ufo, ufos, space ship, space ships, restaurant, review, reviews, disappointment, disappointments, flying saucer, flying saucers, bad review, bad reviews, atmosphere, the atmosphere, ozone layer, the ozone layer, pollution, air pollution, sci fi, science fiction
'So you're from Pluto too - small world.'
"I had you doing warp in a 65."
Tags:alien, space alien, alien craft, aliens, space aliens, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucers, ufos, speed limits, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic police, transport cop, transport cops, transport police, flying saucer, space, ufo, speeding, speed limit, police, police officer, cop, highway patrol, speeder, speeders
"Whoops! Sorry, wrong planet."
'Just once I'd like to meet a guy who's not from Mars.'
'Oh great! We've somehow landed in a single panel cartoon! The one place we know we couldn't possibly find intelligent life!'
"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."
"After seeing the political campaigns on TV, I prefer not to have you take to your leaders!"
Tags:political campaigns, political campaign, space aliens, space alien, alien, aliens, martian, martians, political ads, dirty politics, mud slinging, mud-slinging, politician, political attack ads, impolite politicians, politically incorrect, nasty campaigns, nastiness in politics, government, elections
"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."
Tags:spaceman, spacemen, space aliens, space alien, crop circles, crop circle, alien, aliens, martian, martians, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, science-fiction, parenting, parent, parents, father, youth, teens, teen, teenagers, teenager, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes
"Remember: if you don't vote...you've got no grounds to complain about who gets elected."
Tags:vote, votes, voting, voted, election, elections, elect, elects, elected, electing, democracy, democracies, electorate, politics, politician, politicians, political, apathy, election apathy, alien, aliens, space, space alien, space aliens, elected representative, voter, voters, right, rights, human right, human rights, constitutional right, constitutional rights
Owygzrrk cracks up his friends with his Earthling impression
"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."
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'We come to your planet in search of free apps.'
"It's the jet lag that always gets to me."
Tags:date, dates, dating, dating life, relationship, relationships, religion, religions, religious, christian, christians, christianity, religious question, religious questions, unitarian, unitarians, denomination, denominations, sect, sects, alien, aliens, cultural difference, cultural differences, religious difference, religious differences, perspective, perspectives, difference, differences, science fiction, space alien, space aliens