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"Goodbye, Mr. Loeffler. And if you decide to write about this, both the 'Star' and the 'National Enquirer' are good possibilities."
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'Since my corrective laser surgery, I have 20/20/20/20 vision.'
"Wait a minute. Isn't that the same guy we abducted last year, but had to return because he drove us absolutely nuts?"
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Intergalactic Travel Agency
"Wow. Easiest abduction ever."
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'My earthling abductees' organs are grade A.'
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'I'm an out-of-network provider."
"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."
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'So you're from Pluto too - small world.'
"He's Trump's new appointee to head up NASA."
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3C-Keep Your Eye On The Road
"I had you doing warp in a 65."
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Help us meet our goal and we won't destroy your planet.
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Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.
We're With Stupid
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"We mean you no harm. We're just here to observe how you primitive people are about to destroy yourselves with nuclear weapons."
"Invade? No way! Why would we want the responsibility of running your crazy planet?"
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"Whoops! Sorry, wrong planet."
'Oh great! We've somehow landed in a single panel cartoon! The one place we know we couldn't possibly find intelligent life!'
"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."
"After seeing the political campaigns on TV, I prefer not to have you take to your leaders!"
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