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"NASA has been broke since the eighties. We had to pay for this somehow."
Scientists predict that in in the future, space walks will become a regular occurrence.
"Start the countdown."
'Nasa finally runs out of ideas for new missions'. Colour
"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."
'No, what you meant to say was. . . 'Thompson is out in the vacuum of space.''
'It's not just cheese, Buzz, it's the best cheese ever! You know we have to keep this our secret, right?'
For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.
"So, let me get this straight - we've come all this way for non-stick pans?!!"
'Just back from holiday - go anywhere nice?'
'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'
Water discovered on Mars.
"Go back to the space station. I forgot my phone."
NASA - We're going to MARS - and the moon is going to pay for it.
"Leader! Leader not meter you dolt! How do you get cleared for any missions?"