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Hippie on the moon
"We're happy to announce that we will once again send a man to space; we're even happier to announce that that man in Justin Bieber."
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'I wish that just once the contract would go to someone besides the lowest bidder.'
"NASA has been broke since the eighties. We had to pay for this somehow."
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"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."
"He's Trump's new appointee to head up NASA."
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"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"
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"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."
"Miss Frimley, have my portfolio moved off-planet."
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"Start the countdown."
Nasa is looking for earth-like planets. . . There's got to be one out there with poverty and crime!
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'During the space race we beat everyone to the moon by jumping over it.'
"I volunteered to this mission to escape global warming."
"There's water up here, all right!"
Neil & Buzz suspect someone may have beaten them to the moon.
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"Hang on lads! I think we've been following Tim Peake!"
'No sign of intelligent life. . . just a few bankers!'
'Will work for dehydrated food.'
'Prolonged space travel causes an astronaut's brain to float to the top of his skull."
"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."
We're going to the moon!
"Are there space-babes?"
'I remember that time like was yesterday! Wow! What a great time to be in this country - America had actually put a man on the moon - what an achievement! Here's to Neil Armstrong, right, kid?'
"You must have texted the whole way here. This isn't the moon - it's Mars."
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European Space Agency.