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"I'll handle this."
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'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'
'Mission control? We'd like to take an unscheduled spacewalk.'
"Oh, is that today?"
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'Houston...We have a problem.'
"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"
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"All of Earth's problems seem so small up here, compared with the whistling sound Rodriguez makes in his sleep."
Tags:perspective, perspectives, different perspectives, astronaut, astronauts, space station, the space station, international space station, space shuttle, space shuttles, snoring, snorer, snorers, loud snorer, loud snorers, loud snoring, irritation, irritations, annoyance, annoyances, annoying sound, annoying sounds, planet earth, spacemen, spaceman, outer space, in space, outerspace
"Let the machine pick up."
And we have...lift off.
'Why do I have to wear a hardhat?!!'
'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'
"Start the countdown."
"Whoa, check that out! I'm almost positive that I turned off my coffee maker."
'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' - repetitive questioning associated with travel
"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."
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'I bet that new guy can't wait to tell a bunch of tall tales about where he's been and stuff...'
"When did we start serving root beer?"
'... and finally, would you like winter pine, or potpourri delight?'
"They sent us on a ten-year space mission with just one hand-towel?"
"That's cleared my constipation!"
"And even though this is an older used model... it's perfect for those out-of-the-way places!"
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"But I just don't understand how you could lock the keys inside the landing vehicle."
"This is bad."