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Christmas in Space
Tags:outer space, space, space travel, spaceship, spaceships, space craft, space crafts, astronaut, astronauts, santa, santa claus, christmas, present, presents, gift, gifts, satellite, satellites, nasa, national aeronautics and space administration, father christmas, st nicholas, st nick, sleigh, reindeer, xmas, space station, space stations
Tags:space, space travel, astronaut, astronauts, space station, space stations, nowhere, middle of nowhere, takeaway menu, takeaway menues, takeaway leaflet, takeaway leaflets, flyer, flyers, ads, adverts, chinese takeaway, chinese carryout, carryout, carryouts, ubiquitous, ever present, omni-present, can't escape, junk mail
"This is a spaceman and a spacewoman on a spacewalk. This isn't a spacedate."
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"So, who won here?"
"All of Earth's problems seem so small up here, compared with the whistling sound Rodriguez makes in his sleep."
Tags:perspective, perspectives, different perspectives, astronaut, astronauts, space station, the space station, international space station, space shuttle, space shuttles, snoring, snorer, snorers, loud snorer, loud snorers, loud snoring, irritation, irritations, annoyance, annoyances, annoying sound, annoying sounds, planet earth, spacemen, spaceman, outer space, in space, outerspace
"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"
Tags:astronaut, astronaut, spaceship, spaceships, space station, space stations, earth, earth from space, gossip, gossiping, bad mouth, bad mouthing, caught out, say the wrong thing, saying the wrong thing, talking behind your back, backbiting, backstabbing, backbite, backstab, criticise, criticising
'Whoa, wait! Don't pull him out! He's plugging the hole!'
Scientists predict that in in the future, space walks will become a regular occurrence.
'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'
"It's always about YOU."
Tags:astronaut, astronauts, space travel, space exploration, cosmonaut, cosmonauts, self-centred, self-centered, self centred, self centered, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, ego, egos, selfish, selfishness, space walk, space walks, colleague, colleagues, space station, space stations, co-worker, co-workers, coworker, coworkers
"Hang on lads! I think we've been following Tim Peake!"
Tags:shotgun, passenger side, passenger side seat, passenger seat, rocket, rockets, astronaut, astronauts, call shotgun, calling shotgun, called shotgun, drivers side, driver's side, driver's side seat, drivers side seat, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, space, outer space, space station, space stations, journey, journeys, rocket launch, launch, launching, take off, taking off, takes off, took off, trivial issues, trivial matters, small things, small issues, minuscule in scale, insignificant matter, insignificant matters, unimportant matter, unimportant matters, inconsequential matter, inconsequential matters, unimportant, inconsequential, minor issue, minor issue
'I don't think you grasp the gravity of the situation.'
"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."
Tags:space tourist, space tourists, space tourism, mars, space travel, space exploration, space holiday, space holidays, mars, nasa, space station, space stations, space travelling, holiday plan, holiday plans, travel plan, travel plans, dream holiday, dream vacation, vacation, vacations, space vacation, space vacations
Pentagon Science Contest: 'I think the post office lost my invitation from the pentagon for their 'star trek' contest.'
An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.
Why men stopped going to the moon.
"No, I DON'T know where the expression 'just us chickens' came from."
'There's no way you can save the space station.'
'No, what you meant to say was. . . 'Thompson is out in the vacuum of space.''
"None of this looks familiar. "
Communications down, oxygen low. Luckily, art supplies still holding out.
'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'