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Christmas in Space
Tags:outer space, space, space travel, spaceship, spaceships, space craft, space crafts, astronaut, astronauts, santa, santa claus, christmas, present, presents, gift, gifts, satellite, satellites, nasa, national aeronautics and space administration, father christmas, st nicholas, st nick, sleigh, reindeer, xmas, space station, space stations
Tags:space, space travel, astronaut, astronauts, space station, space stations, nowhere, middle of nowhere, takeaway menu, takeaway menues, takeaway leaflet, takeaway leaflets, flyer, flyers, ads, adverts, chinese takeaway, chinese carryout, carryout, carryouts, ubiquitous, ever present, omni-present, can't escape, junk mail
"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"
Tags:astronaut, astronaut, spaceship, spaceships, space station, space stations, earth, earth from space, gossip, gossiping, bad mouth, bad mouthing, caught out, say the wrong thing, saying the wrong thing, talking behind your back, backbiting, backstabbing, backbite, backstab, criticise, criticising
"It's always about YOU."
Tags:astronaut, astronauts, space travel, space exploration, cosmonaut, cosmonauts, self-centred, self-centered, self centred, self centered, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, ego, egos, selfish, selfishness, space walk, space walks, colleague, colleagues, space station, space stations, co-worker, co-workers, coworker, coworkers
'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'
'I don't think you grasp the gravity of the situation.'
"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."
Tags:space tourist, space tourists, space tourism, mars, space travel, space exploration, space holiday, space holidays, mars, nasa, space station, space stations, space travelling, holiday plan, holiday plans, travel plan, travel plans, dream holiday, dream vacation, vacation, vacations, space vacation, space vacations
An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.
"No, I DON'T know where the expression 'just us chickens' came from."
'There's no way you can save the space station.'
'No, what you meant to say was. . . 'Thompson is out in the vacuum of space.''
"None of this looks familiar. "
Communications down, oxygen low. Luckily, art supplies still holding out.
Satellite radio DJ Lenny Purtz.
'Lift off, we have lift off...'
Tags:space station, space stations, ground control, ground controls, rocket launch, rocket launches, launch, launches, lift off, lift-off, lift offs, lift-offs, scientist, scientists, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers
"May I have some sugar?"
"Which space station is it that's not functioning properly?"
"Okay, so the space food is getting more appetising...However, we still can't take out helmets off!"
'Yes Houston, I did sound the horn!!'
'10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... zzzzzz'
'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'
Tim Peake - The First Brit to 'Walk' in space.
Determined rocket launch with people