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"Warp 1 - engage!"
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"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."
Humans and Aliens land on the same Alien planet.
'Will the results of this probe be sent to my gastroenterologist?'
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Abandoning a Polluted Earth
In space, no one can hear your speech bubble.
'...Sir, can you please repeat you order. I can't understand.'
'Prolonged space travel causes an astronaut's brain to float to the top of his skull."
"Are there space-babes?"
"Have we hit a wormhole?"
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"No Littering" sign in space.
"Too controversial. Let's run a picture of another dry river bed."
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"He says we're too late - Elvis is dead!"
"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."
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"They say a person would die in 68 days on Mars."
"It's probably just a technicality, but is the biosphere extended to wherever we go?"
A witch gives an astronaut a ride while an alien rides on a magic carpet.
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An astronaut sees a desert island in space.
'Not only do we get to probe earthlings, we get paid for it.'
"But I just don't understand how you could lock the keys inside the landing vehicle."
'I'd say this planet is uninhabited.'
"What do you mean 'superior intelligence'? Who was the first to conquer space travel?"