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Hippie on the moon
'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'
Tags:monolith, monoliths, selfie, selfies, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile, mobiles, modern life, astronaut, astronauts, spacemen, spaceman, sci-fi, sci fi, science fiction, science-fiction, movie, movies, classic movie, classic movies, classic film, classic films
An astronaut exploring a new planet finds a "No Smoking" sign.
Tags:space, science, outer space, astronaut, astronauts, spaceman, spacemen, spaceship, spaceships, spacecraft, moon, moons, planet, planets, space exploration, nasa, national aeronautics and space administration, sign, signs, signage, smoking, no smoking, non-smoking, smoke-free, smoker, smokers, tobacco, nicotine, bad habit, bad habits, health, unhealthy, modern life
'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'
Alien David statue
Tags:statue of david, david, fig leaf, michelangelo, marble, david and goliath, art, artist, artists, sculpture, sculptor, sculptors, painter, painters, renaissance, space, outer space, alien, aliens, martian, martians, spaceship, flying saucer, spaceships, flying saucers, astronaut, astronauts, astronomy, galaxy, extraterrestrial, foreign, unknown, planet, planets, fantasy, spacecraft, spacecrafts, spaceman, spacewoman, explore, exploration, explorers, explorer
"This is a spaceman and a spacewoman on a spacewalk. This isn't a spacedate."
Tags:astronaut, astronauts, space station, international space station, satellite, satellites, space walk, space walks, space ship, space ships, spaceman, spacemen, spacewoman, spacemen, date, dates, not a date, misconstrue, misconstruing, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, friend zone, friend zoned, friend-zone, friend-zoned, spacewalk, spacewalks, untethered spacewalk, untethered spacewalks
"So, who won here?"
"All of Earth's problems seem so small up here, compared with the whistling sound Rodriguez makes in his sleep."
Tags:perspective, perspectives, different perspectives, astronaut, astronauts, space station, the space station, international space station, space shuttle, space shuttles, snoring, snorer, snorers, loud snorer, loud snorers, loud snoring, irritation, irritations, annoyance, annoyances, annoying sound, annoying sounds, planet earth, spacemen, spaceman, outer space, in space, outerspace
'I've always wanted to ask him if he's an 'illegal,' but I don't want to get caught up in the whole racial profiling thing.'
"You can't hide from us!"
'We're beyond globalization. We'd like to present a case for universalization.'
"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."
Tags:alien, aliens, abductions, alien abduction, alien abductions, spacemen, monsters, space alien, space aliens, sci fi, sci-fi, science-fiction, kidnapping, kidnap, kidnaps, abduction, computer, online, spaceman, monster, teenager, bedroom, desk, kidnapper, kidnappers, outer space, science fiction
"Well....this is embarrassing..."
"Don't shoot - I only want Brian Cox's autograph..."
Tags:alien, aliens, ufo, ufos, spacemen, space man, space men, spaceman, signature, signatures, autograph, autographs, physicist, physicists, physics, signing, fan, brian cox, spaceship, surrender, craft, ufo, unidentified flying object, gun, tank, contact, space, fans, alien invasion, alien invasions, tv presenter, tv presenters
Climbing to the moon...
'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'
"I saw the perfect parking spot. I gotta get back there and grab it."
Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.
'Air Breathed By Astronaut: 25 cents
Tags:gum, gumball, gumball machine, machines, machine, mechanical, visual, visual gag, helmet, astronaut, astronauts, space, spacesuit, space suit, air, recycled air, spaceman, quarter, one quarter, a quarter, cent, cents, 25 cents, surreal, surrealism, surrealist, strange, trap, trapped, profit, profiting, profitable, sale, sales, sell, selling, merch, merchandise, merchandising
"...Houston, I repeat, Captain Schroeder has stepped in a cow pat..."
First Cynic in Space
"I write astronaut banter for NASA."
Tags:nasa, spacemen, spaceman, space people, cosmonaut, cosmonauts, space travel, space exploration, banter, banter, bantering, bantered, astronaut, astronauts, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, witticism, wit, wits, witty, witticisms, wittiness, job title, job titles, job description, job descriptions, cocktail party, cocktail parties