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Hippie on the moon
'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'
Tags:monolith, monoliths, selfie, selfies, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile, mobiles, modern life, astronaut, astronauts, spacemen, spaceman, sci-fi, sci fi, science fiction, science-fiction, movie, movies, classic movie, classic movies, classic film, classic films
An astronaut exploring a new planet finds a "No Smoking" sign.
Tags:space, science, outer space, astronaut, astronauts, spaceman, spacemen, spaceship, spaceships, spacecraft, moon, moons, planet, planets, space exploration, nasa, national aeronautics and space administration, sign, signs, signage, smoking, no smoking, non-smoking, smoke-free, smoker, smokers, tobacco, nicotine, bad habit, bad habits, health, unhealthy, modern life
'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'
"This is a spaceman and a spacewoman on a spacewalk. This isn't a spacedate."
Tags:astronaut, astronauts, space station, international space station, satellite, satellites, space walk, space walks, space ship, space ships, spaceman, spacemen, spacewoman, spacemen, date, dates, not a date, misconstrue, misconstruing, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, friend zone, friend zoned, friend-zone, friend-zoned, spacewalk, spacewalks, untethered spacewalk, untethered spacewalks
"So, who won here?"
"All of Earth's problems seem so small up here, compared with the whistling sound Rodriguez makes in his sleep."
Tags:perspective, perspectives, different perspectives, astronaut, astronauts, space station, the space station, international space station, space shuttle, space shuttles, snoring, snorer, snorers, loud snorer, loud snorers, loud snoring, irritation, irritations, annoyance, annoyances, annoying sound, annoying sounds, planet earth, spacemen, spaceman, outer space, in space, outerspace
"You can't hide from us!"
'We're beyond globalization. We'd like to present a case for universalization.'
"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."
Tags:alien, aliens, abductions, alien abduction, alien abductions, spacemen, monsters, space alien, space aliens, sci fi, sci-fi, science-fiction, kidnapping, kidnap, kidnaps, abduction, computer, online, spaceman, monster, teenager, bedroom, desk, kidnapper, kidnappers, outer space, science fiction
"Don't shoot - I only want Brian Cox's autograph..."
Tags:alien, aliens, ufo, ufos, spacemen, space man, space men, spaceman, signature, signatures, autograph, autographs, physicist, physicists, physics, signing, fan, brian cox, spaceship, surrender, craft, ufo, unidentified flying object, gun, tank, contact, space, fans, alien invasion, alien invasions, tv presenter, tv presenters
"I saw the perfect parking spot. I gotta get back there and grab it."
Twelve step program.
Tags:12 step program, alcohol, space suit, one small step, one up manship, astronaut, astronauts, cosmic, spacemen, spacemen, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, recovery, 12 step program, 12 steps, twelve, step, steps, program, rehab, rehabilitation, aa, alcoholic, alcoholics, anonymous, alcoholics anonymous, big deal, brave, bravery, big step, big steps
"...Houston, I repeat, Captain Schroeder has stepped in a cow pat..."
First Cynic in Space
"I write astronaut banter for NASA."
Tags:nasa, spacemen, spaceman, space people, cosmonaut, cosmonauts, space travel, space exploration, banter, banter, bantering, bantered, astronaut, astronauts, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, witticism, wit, wits, witty, witticisms, wittiness, job title, job titles, job description, job descriptions, cocktail party, cocktail parties
Astronaut crash landing in the middle of a garden party.
'Yes, I know it's quiet and eerie around here, but for heaven's sake, get a grip on yourself and get back in your own suit.'
'We've been sent to establish a dialog with this planet's dominant life form. Where's your cat?'
"Invade? No way! Why would we want the responsibility of running your crazy planet?"
Tags:invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, spacemen, spaceman, aliens, alien invader, alien invaders, alien invasion, alien invasions, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, science-fiction, space aliens, crazy planet, space ship, outer space, life on other planets, earth's many problems, nukes, nuclear arms, nuclear war, global tensions, crisis mentality
"There's water up here, all right!"