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Berlitz guide to Scamese
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"You realize that if you eat that, you'll get marketing emails for the rest of your life."
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Spam email is everywhere.
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"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"
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'Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer and you've just won 5,000 free pills!'
Congratulations You Have Been Selected to Receive a Free Gift Card
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"Ever since I hacked into that retail group I can't get off their mailing list."
"There is a Mr. Hayer at the front door with four hundred and twenty-seven legitimate ways to beat the system."
"I told him not to click on it."
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"You are now unsubscribed. You will received a weekly email confirming your unsubscription."
"Not love. Targeted advertising."
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A wise man on a mountain finds many flyers for a Chinese takeaway restaurant outside the entrance to his cave.
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"I'm starting to think humans don't even like winning free cruises."
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"I've been preapproved for another credit card apparently because I have a pulse."
'Okay, sir, can you identify the spam?'
This is a confidential email. If you are not the intended recipient, you too may be eligible to save hundreds of dollars on a new car lease.
"It's his fifth post today. I'm unfriending that guy."
"I create spam for the internet."
'Would we like to join the Class Action Lawsuit-of-the-Month Club?'
"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."
'It's from my long-lost uncle in Nigeria.'
'You weren't always faithful so some of your prayers went to God's spam.'
"And it turned out that the e-mail I binned really was from a Nigerian oil millionaire wanting to give me ?200 million."
'We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy.'