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'Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer and you've just won 5,000 free pills!'
"Ever since I hacked into that retail group I can't get off their mailing list."
'Okay, sir, can you identify the spam?'
'Would we like to join the Class Action Lawsuit-of-the-Month Club?'
"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."
'It's from my long-lost uncle in Nigeria.'
'You weren't always faithful so some of your prayers went to God's spam.'
"Don't you just hate spam mail?"
'It's an internet survey asking if there are too many internet surveys.'
'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'
Computer Technology 101 - Gone Phishing.
"We're not friends-she just e-mails me things I'm not interested in."
'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'
"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."
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'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'
"Just go ahead and enter your email for us."
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"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."
'Oh no! The spammers have found us.'
"You have been pre-approved for the platinum experience with cashback rewards."
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'My wife's cooking has been a lot easier to eat since I started running her casseroles through a spam filter.'
'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'
'When you've found some change for the gas meter have a look a this email you got from some bloke in Africa asking you to safeguard 13 million dollars...'
"Just more Junk Mail."
"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."
"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."