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Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'
"Can't you take up some kind of sport that doesn't involve spandex?"
'It's called the 'Biking Suit Diet'. We wear these biking suits everywhere and feel so humiliated that we begin to eat less and less.'
'The plan is to re-establish confidence in my leadership abilities.'
'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'
'We conducted a poll, Sire - 93% of the people want you to give up spandex and go back to your old robe.'
'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'
'Someone should have awarded a Nobel Prize for the inventor of Spandex.'
'Yup... Heaven is exactly as I always imagined it to be... minus the spandex, of course!'
'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.'
"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."