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COVID y Violencia Domestica
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'Amigo! Speak French and history won't blame us for the exploitation of the Indians.'
"OK...let's practice your Spanish! And we'll start with things you know...like this! Your computer joystick! In Spanish, it's...it's...el joystick."
"Hello, everyone...or should I say, 'hola'?"
"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"
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"Billy, if you want to join the Spanish Club, that's cool. In fact, we can make you a member right now."
"What's the big deal about speaking Spanish in your house, anyway?"
"This is the Spanish Club, right? Aren't you gonna kick me out?"
"It's my second cousin Gerardo!"
"I need a cup of Jose."
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"Before you say anything else...I want to make it clear that I am a pioneer in the battle against reverse discrimination...and I will gladly be called whatever name you people have for me in my fight against bigotry of the worst kind."
"Every night, I'm going to teach you Spanish words so you don't forget your language."
"Maybe I can teach you Spanish with some songs I remember singing as a young man."
"Cool... this Spanish station's tagline is 'The Precious One.' Pretty harmless, huh?"
"This is my way of forcing you guys to learn Spanish! Whoever breaks this rule cleans out the garage!"
Tags:baldo, spanish, learn spanish, learns spanish, learning spanish, spanish language, bilingual, bilingual household, bilingual households, immigrant family, immigrant families, conversational spanish, rule, rules, backfire, backfires, backfiring, fluent spanish, fluent english, english as a second language, house rule, house rules
"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"
Tags:baldo, knock-knock joke, knock knock jokes, spanish, spanish language, latin american, latin americans, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, joke, jokes, sense of humor, senses of humor, sense of humour, senses of humour, bad joke teller, bad joke tellers, telling a joke, tell a joke, kill a joke, killing a joke
"My friend Bernarda fell this morning. But it's okay...it just bruised her poquito."
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"'Pobre Pablo! Hoy esta Enfermo.' Can you tell me what I just said, Cruz?"
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"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."
"This is...Numero Uno! The new network for today's American Latino!"
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A Pollo XIII
Tags:astronaut, astronauts, spaceship, spaceships, spanish, spanish language, rocket, rockets, space travel, space exploration, cosmonaut, cosmonauts, chicken, chickens, pollo, apollo mission, apollo missions, pun, puns, word game, word games, word-game, word-games, spanish, space program, space programs, space programme, space programmes
"They obviously don't appreciate a little school spirit diversity."
"The word 'san' refers to male saints...like San Antonio and San Jose. Whereas 'santa' refers to women...like Santa Barbara and Santa Catalina. I figured it out! The male conspiracy to control the icons of Christmas is over! Santa Claus is a woman!"
OK, I admit it...I don't know Spanish! Help me out! What should I tell my boss?"