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"Just discovered a new type of bone. Not great on flavour but it lasts for ages."
'I know it's the thought that counts - what were you thinking?'
"Will you stop being a tool."
"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"
A vintage car being fixed by a mechanic underneath.
'Which one of you jokers sent the new lad out to buy a left-handed spanner?'
Private work adjustments
Male Kangaroo Pouches.
It takes Effort!...
'Left or right hand?'
'It'll flush fine now - once you get the knack of it.'
'I've invented something for the tv for when it goes wrong.'
Wear a helmet
'I think you've over charged me more than you usually over charged me.'
'Thanks for putting in a new engine... Pity you forgot to take out the old one.'
The Can Van
The Unlucky Mechanic
Crab with can openers for pincers
Four mechanics working on a car
'Where ya goin'?' 'Collectin' nuts.'
'This must be the work clothes section.'
Homeless mechanic begging on street corner holding placard saying: 'Change Any Spare'
'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'