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"Let 'em try to regulate this!"
Vampire Generation Gap
'O.K. One box of sparklers... for that I'll need your birth certificate, passport, national insurance no., driving licence, blood group and shoe size.'
''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'
A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.
'I wish for once you'd just forget about stocking fireworks.'
'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"
"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"
"Dad, sparklers are for kids!"