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"I want a bagel!"
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Slinkies Climbing Upstairs To Spawn.
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'I see the frogs have started spawning.'
'Yes, it is miraculous that we found our way unerringly across thousands of miles of ocean to the spawning grounds. Now spawn!'
'What the heck? How am I supposed to reach my spawning grounds now?'
"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."
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"Go on, get out of here! Go spawn somewhere else!"
'Check your GPS, Harry. You're swimming downstream again.'
"Careful Suzie, don't get too fresh. They might try to follow us upstream!"
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Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.
"A thousand kilometres upstream past ravenous bears...and you're not in the mood!"
'So long, suckers!'
Where golfers come from.
"You know what, I must be getting old: I don't feel the urge to travel back to the spawning grounds this year..."
'I see the fish are running to spawn.'
'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'
What I did on my summer vacation!
"...and then, you see, next mother's day, I won't get one single card!"
Anticipating Opening Day!
'Son, I don't think that's what's meant by 'spawning bed'.'
'I got custody of the kids.'
Men swimming upstream like salmon to spawn.
Election time, when politicians return home to spawn.