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"I want a bagel!"
Tags:bagel, bagels, salmon, lox, cream cheese, new york bagel, new york bagels, bear, bears, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, choosy, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, family dinner, family dinners, unappreciated, underappreciated, spawn, spawns, spawning
Slinkies Climbing Upstairs To Spawn.
Tags:slinky, slinkies, toy, toys, spring, springs, spawn, spawns, spawning, spawning season, spawning seasons, children's toy, mating season, mating seasons, children's toys, wildlife, wild-life, natural habitat, natural habitats, wildlife documentary, salmon, salmon run, salmon spawning, salmon runs, salmon spawn, salmon spawns
"No kidding …? This is my first reunion, too."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, salmon, salmons, swimming, upstream, upriver, river, rivers, returning, going home, returning home, jumping, leaping, waterfall, waterfalls, reunion, reunions, class reunion, class reunions, family reunion, family reunions, first time, first times, mating season, spawning
'I see the frogs have started spawning.'
Tags:salmon, fish, salmons, fishes, hitch-hiker, hitch-hikers, hitch hiking, hitch hiker, hitch hikers, road trip, road trips, road-trip, road-trips, hitching a ride, free ride, free rides, spawning, fishermen, fisherman, fishing, hitching, hitch-hiking, upstream, highway, sign, road, roadside, lift
"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."
"I'm gay! I'm gay!"
Tags:lgbt, glbt, lgbtq, lgbtqa, lgbtqa+, fish, fishes, salmon, salmons, brave, bravery, self love, swim against the tide, nonconformity, nonconformist, coming out, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, go against the tide, courage, courageous, confident, confidence, self disclosure, identity, sexual identity, out the closet, out of the closet, salmon run, swim upriver, swimming upriver, semelparity, salmon mating, salmon spawning, spawning
'What the heck? How am I supposed to reach my spawning grounds now?'
"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."
Tags:salmon, masturbate, masturbates, masturbating, effort, efforts, mate, mates, swim upstream, swims upstream, swimming upstream, swim, swims, swimming, difficult, difficulty, not worth it, vow, vows, vowing, lazy, laziness, can't be bothered, spawn, spawns, spawning, journey, journeys, long journey, long journeys, fish
"Having kids was the biggest mistake I ever made five thousand times."
Tags:children, child, kid, kids, fish, fishies, mother, mothers, parent, parents, mistake, mistakes, regret, regrets, spawning, breeding, breeds, fish eggs, offspring, large family, aquatic, underwater, regretting, sad, repeat, repeated, fertilizing, personified, personified fish, relatable, parental, father, fathers, dad, dads, mum, mom, mums, moms
'Check your GPS, Harry. You're swimming downstream again.'
"Careful Suzie, don't get too fresh. They might try to follow us upstream!"
Tags:farmed, animals, raised, fish, fishery, fisheries, fishing, wild salmon, salmon, salmons, nutrition, wild, salmon run, sustainable, ecology, food, formal, fashion, fashionable, civilized, civilization, foodie, foodies, river, stream, upstream, health, healthy, environment, environmental, environmental issues, seafood, conscious, refined, sophistication, suit, choice, farm, farmed fish, farmed salmon, nets, cages, oceans, spawn, spawning
Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.
"A thousand kilometres upstream past ravenous bears...and you're not in the mood!"
"You know what, I must be getting old: I don't feel the urge to travel back to the spawning grounds this year..."
'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'
'I see the fish are running to spawn.'
What I did on my summer vacation!
"...and then, you see, next mother's day, I won't get one single card!"
Anticipating Opening Day!
'Man, this is the life!...Swimming up-stream with the guys, not a care in the world...leaping skywards with gay abandon...FH%!!'
'I've engaged Bob as a bodyguard: He'll scare off the bears when we migrate to the spawning grounds...'
Men swimming upstream like salmon to spawn.
Election time, when politicians return home to spawn.