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"I want a bagel!"
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Slinkies Climbing Upstairs To Spawn.
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Distance Learning II: THE SPAWNING
Tags:distance learning, distance learnings, video call, video calls, call, calls, calling, piranha, piranhas, fish, fishes, spawn, spawns, spawning, mutant, mutants, mutate, mutates, mutating, mutation, mutations, class, classmate, classmates, learn, learns, learning, school, schools, online school, covid, covid-19, coronavirus, pandemic, pandemics, movie, movies
'Yes, it is miraculous that we found our way unerringly across thousands of miles of ocean to the spawning grounds. Now spawn!'
"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."
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"Go on, get out of here! Go spawn somewhere else!"
'Check your GPS, Harry. You're swimming downstream again.'
"Careful Suzie, don't get too fresh. They might try to follow us upstream!"
"A thousand kilometres upstream past ravenous bears...and you're not in the mood!"
"You know what, I must be getting old: I don't feel the urge to travel back to the spawning grounds this year..."
'I see the fish are running to spawn.'
What I did on my summer vacation!
'Son, I don't think that's what's meant by 'spawning bed'.'
Anticipating Opening Day!
Election time, when politicians return home to spawn.
"What's this about having time off to spawn?"
"I love you too, but it can't work out: we were both born at different breeding grounds and our instincts will push us to go back..."
"Guess whose fish had babies today?"
"Well Sir, your birth certificate says you were not born here, so you can't spawn here! Move along..."