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'Our master is getting his eyes fixed.'
"It's not you, babe—I've been neutered."
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"You're the only one who sees the real me."
"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"
"We had him neutered,"
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'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'
'Oh, no, I'd never have kids. I couldn't deal with the stretch marks!'
'Do you know the three most important words in the world?'
'We want to have him fixed, Doctor!'
'I have a feeling that in this dispute over castrating the cat...
'Yes, you're going to be neutered and no, I will not get a second opinion.'
'Why is it he never understands sit,stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'
Dog asks 'so what did they do to you?'
"I don't like tattoos on men, unless it's an 'N' inside his ear...means he's neutered."
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'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'
So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse...
'And why do you want to change your name to 'Stupid'?'
'Luke's lost it. He's not aggressive. He won't hustle. His whole attitude has mellowed. ... He never should have got himself spayed.'
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'... and remember. The league is cracking down on violence. If you start a fight, you'll be sent right to the penalty box to be neutered.'
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"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."
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"He's much more domesticated since I cut off his testicles."
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"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"
'I'm so glad I had him neutered - now he sits quietly with me and watches the soaps.'
'Hey fellas! I'm going to get fixed - I didn't even know I was broken!'