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'Our master is getting his eyes fixed.'
"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"
"We had him neutered,"
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'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'
'Oh, no, I'd never have kids. I couldn't deal with the stretch marks!'
'Do you know the three most important words in the world?'
"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."
'We want to have him fixed, Doctor!'
'I have a feeling that in this dispute over castrating the cat...
"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking dog."
"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."
'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'
"Look, it's not you, it's me. I don't know if it was the medication the vet gave me the other day or what, but all of a sudden, I just fell out of love with you."
'You see? The name of the store is 'DOG NUTS'.'
So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse...
'And why do you want to change your name to 'Stupid'?'
'Luke's lost it. He's not aggressive. He won't hustle. His whole attitude has mellowed. ... He never should have got himself spayed.'
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"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."
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"He's much more domesticated since I cut off his testicles."
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'Hey fellas! I'm going to get fixed - I didn't even know I was broken!'
Man wears shirt: 'I Love My Cat' Woman wears shirt, 'I spade my Dog'.
'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'
'So then they said they were going to get me fixed and I told them I wasn't broken. You will never guess what happened next...'
'The vet did it.'
'I'm for any extreme makeover that doesn't include the word FIX.'