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"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"
"I don't like tattoos on men, unless it's an 'N' inside his ear...means he's neutered."
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So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse...
'Luke's lost it. He's not aggressive. He won't hustle. His whole attitude has mellowed. ... He never should have got himself spayed.'
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"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."
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"He's much more domesticated since I cut off his testicles."
Tags:neuter, neuters, neutering, spayed, spaying, spay, spays, domestic, domesticated, cupcake, cupcakes, cake, cakes, sweet tooth, sweet-tooth, pudding, puddings, baking, gender stereotype, house husband, house husbands, gender role, gender roles, house-husband, house-husbands, testosterone, male stereotype, male stereotypes
'Hey fellas! I'm going to get fixed - I didn't even know I was broken!'
Man wears shirt: 'I Love My Cat' Woman wears shirt, 'I spade my Dog'.
'He doesn't want to get fixed until you do.'
'So then they said they were going to get me fixed and I told them I wasn't broken. You will never guess what happened next...'
'The vet did it.'
'Single male, seeks serious relationship with female... preferably spayed.'
Man with t-shirt 'I *spade* my dog'.
'So your people couldn't afford to have you spayed; then what happened?'
'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'
'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'
'My, that's reasonable. And how much for BOTH testicles?'
'Doc, how come you can spay my cat for a lower price than anybody else in town?'
'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'
'The veterinarians have informed me that no matter how cheaply they'll work,...
'Are you the vet who advertises the $20 spays in the phone book?'
'I brought her in for a mismating shot.'
'I want her spayed!'
"To slow for a spay, rigor mortis has set in."
'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'