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Cardiologist Convention: 'Our next speaker will be speaking on other matters of the heart.'
'I'd like to push the envelope, go the extra mile, and think outside the box to facilitate a win-win solution to the over-utilization of buzzwords.'
"I think you should all consider yourself very fortunate to be here considering how few seats there are for this event."
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"Those are all brilliant points, but I'm louder."
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Land Of The Spokespersons
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Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.
'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'
"Gentleman and laides..."
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"Ask yourself 'Am I nuttier now than I was four years ago'?"
"Hold on, Mrs. Martin, you know that book is not on the approve curriculum!!"
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"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."
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'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'
The Itsy-Bitsy Motivational Spider,
'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'
'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'
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"I only asked them to switch off their mobiles..."
'Will whoever has the doorbell ringtone please set your phone to vibrate?'
"Mr. Chairman, distinguished guests, Gramm, Rudman, Hollings..."
"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."
"This is a good jumping off point for our final topic."
"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."
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"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."
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'This isn't third grade, Bob. You can speak.'