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"We never talk anymore."
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'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'
'I really think I could have loved you... if only you could talk like a normal person.'
Stricken by a sudden case of laryngitis, Mrs. Gurtley switches to autoteacher.
Running on Empty
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'I went through all one hundred and fifty channels and not a single thing on. So what the heck, want to talk?'
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The Itsy-Bitsy Motivational Spider,
'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'
Though he was ecstatic at the time, years later Mark would discover that his dog simply had a speech impediment.
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'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'
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'They speak fish!'
'Sometimes words just get in the way.'
'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'Vocabulary'?'
'I know I say a lot of rubbish. That's because your wife taught me how to speak!'
Text message: You have lettuce in your teeth.
'My talk today was going to be on the art of being prepared, but I lost my notes.'
'I think I can speak for the Bishop, when I say...'
'Harry, she just said her first words! She said, 'Why have you saddled my generation with the huge national debt?'
'I know I sound like a silly little child - You taught me how to speak.'
'I miss the good old days when all we had to worry about was nouns and verbs.'
'We talk, we dialog, we speak one to the other, but we don't communicate.'
'When did 'dude' become an adverb and an adjective?'
'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'
'He speaks, but only on the advice of his attorney.'