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'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?'
'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'
"Ooh look, this week they're having a buy one, get one on burial plots."
"Finally! Cheap is the new black!"
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'New! A bonus island of flavor!'
"For a limited time we'll let you buy back your stolen itendtity."
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50% Off to All Vegans
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'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'
Ed's Flowers: Valentine's Special! Doz Roses $59.99
Sidewalk sign holder holding sign that says 'Save 100%! (don't buy it).
A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.
Free Lunch - $10.
'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'
Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates
'Wait, I have a coupon for $500,000 off that hammer.'
"They offer a great three-course meal - one appetizer and two desserts."
Buy one get one glued to the side of your face
Birthday Cakes: Blow Out Sale.
Dave's Cannabis Dispensary: High Noon.
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'Mom, did the Stork offer free shipping when I was born?'
'If you buy 5 pairs, we throw in a recliner and TV remote for free.'
'Let's make a package deal.'
'That's the price of the balloon, but you get the car with it.'
'Our special tonight is buy two, get one free. Mind if I join you?'
'Well, er, could we negotiate?'