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"Your's may be a case of hypochondria so I'm going to refer you to an imaginary colleague."
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"To be an expert, don't do the work. Talk about it!"
"But what ever possessed you to become a gastroenterologist?"
"I'm going to send you to someone who's not afraid of doing a little harm."
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"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."
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It's Time For You To Start Banking At The First National Artiste Savings & Loan.
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'Your spider veins are not the largest I have ever seen, but they are varicose.'
'Your medical problems are more complicated than I thought. I am going to refer you to another doctor, who has more medical insurance than I have.'
"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."
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'He's a specialist,,, And he assures us that he tried everything - but the leg just couldn't be saved,'
'This one didn't turn out either. You must've moved.'
"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."
'He's our new Blood and Haematology Specialist.'
Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'
"We'll find the money for that. My guy is on it right now."
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'Today's specials are based on information that we believe to be reliable, but are not intended to be, nor should be construed to be, a recommendation.'
'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'
Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist.
'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'
'He's our new Blood and Haematology Specialist,'
Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.
'Your account is overdue so the doctor is sending you to a specialist...our collection agency.'