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"Your's may be a case of hypochondria so I'm going to refer you to an imaginary colleague."
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"To be an expert, don't do the work. Talk about it!"
"But what ever possessed you to become a gastroenterologist?"
"I'm going to send you to someone who's not afraid of doing a little harm."
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"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."
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It's Time For You To Start Banking At The First National Artiste Savings & Loan.
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'Your medical problems are more complicated than I thought. I am going to refer you to another doctor, who has more medical insurance than I have.'
Students with backpacks walk in front of doors marked School Counselor, School Nurse, and School Chiropractor.
"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."
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'He's a specialist,,, And he assures us that he tried everything - but the leg just couldn't be saved,'
Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'
'He's our new Blood and Haematology Specialist.'
"We'll find the money for that. My guy is on it right now."
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'Today's specials are based on information that we believe to be reliable, but are not intended to be, nor should be construed to be, a recommendation.'
Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist.
'He's our new Blood and Haematology Specialist,'
Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.
'Your account is overdue so the doctor is sending you to a specialist...our collection agency.'
"I'm sorry, Dr. Etheridge is an epidemiologist, not a general practitioners. But maybe if you get a group together, he would see you."
Eye, ear, nose and throat specialist with owl, rabbit, elephant and giraffe in waiting room.
"Hmm, so the foot guy sent you here. I'm strictly a knee-and-upper-shin guy – you're going to have to see a lower-shin-upper-ankle guy."
'I'm referring you to an 'ear, nose and throat' specialist.'