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"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."
'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'
Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.
"I want my gun to really scream, 'Look out-he's got a gun!'"
"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."
'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'
'He wants a system wth lots of memory, but without a mouse.'
'What is the Bloody Mary made with? A? B? Rhesus negative? The menu doesn't say.'
'I'm sorry I only hire married men. I like men who can take criticism.'
'...one kilobyte of idiot.'
'It's a BOOK, Sweetie.. it doesn't have ANY RAM!'
'Some book-keeping, photocopying, general office duties and some danger...'
"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"
"Disclaimer" fine-print sign at Pearly Gates
"I don't care about gigabytes, RAM, or any of that. I just want the best computer to sit on."