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'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'
'You really need glasses, dear. You're starting to annoy me.'
'One letter at a time.'
Priest getting stained glass glasses.
"Well looks like it's time for eye glasses."
"It's a very mild prescription but these Italian frames seem to have a placebo effect"
'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'
'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'
'I'd like to buy a vowel.'
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Tags:glasses, spectacles, specs, reading glasses, distance glasses, driving glasses, computer glasses, rose-tinted glasses, long-sighted, short-sighted, bad eyesight, eyesight, sight, nostalgia, nostalgic, wistful, wistfulness, optimistic, overly optimistic, rose-tinted, wishful thinking, necessary, needful, needed
"Have you seen the glasses I had on when I came in."
'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'
'No, they're not for 3D TV, I've got Pink Eye.
'They suit you.'
'What you mean the specs are being changed again?!?'
Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.
'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'
Closing Laugh Optician
Tags:x-ray specs, x-ray spex, x-ray glasses, glasses, specs, police, police officer, police officers, police force, policeman, policemen, police shooting, police shootings, racism, racist police, racist police officer, racist police officers, institutional racism, racial bias, endemic racism, black lives matter
'I don't wear glasses. These are solar panels that keep my phone charged.'
"Kids at school call us 'eight eyes'."
Tags:play on words, word play, word-play, redux, remix, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, four eyes, glasses, spec, specs, kid, kids, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, motherhood, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, bullying, child, bullies, bullied, tease, teasing, name calling, name-calling, mean, schadenfreude, two heads, two headed, missing the obvious, invert, inverted, classic
'Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?' - 'It wouldn't help. I've left my glasses at home.'
'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'
"Don't be so vain...you have a family to feed!!"
Tags:vanity, vain, vainness, eagle, eagles, bald eagles, birdseye view, birds eye view, birds-eye view, specs, visual impairments, visual problem, visual problems, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassed, eyesight, spectacles, family, hunting, bald eagle, glasses, birds, feeding, predator, predators, birds of prey