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'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'
'You really need glasses, dear. You're starting to annoy me.'
'One letter at a time.'
'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'
"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"
Tags:put-on, put-ons, groucho glasses, eyeglasses, spectacle, spectacles, glasses, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, style, styles, stylish, prank, pranks, pranking, fake glasses, reading glasses, flatter, flatters, flattering, unflattering, ugly, ugliness, custom, custom fitting, custom fittings
'I'd like to buy a vowel.'
Tags:old man, old men, getting old, getting older, sight loss, loss of sight, glasses, spec, specs, spectacles, spectacle, purchase, purchases, purchasing, purchased, vowel, vowels, eye test, tests, test, eye, eyes, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, doctor, doctors, eye doctor, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."
Tags:knife, knives, silverware, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, table manners, manners, bad manners, lion, lions, kill, kills, killing, zebra, zebras, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, spectacle, public spectacle, public spectacles, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, stand out, stands out, standing out, chew, chews, chewing, loud chewer, loud chewers, loud chewing
The Last Smoker
Tags:smoker, smokers, smoking, healthy living, unhealthy, bad habit, bad habits, social outcast, social outcasts, dangerous habit, dangerous habits, spectacle, spectacles, endangered, endangered species, museum, museums, gallery, galleries, reject, rejected, rejects, lung, lungs, lung cancer, second-hand smoke, second hand smoke, shs, ets, environmental tobacco smoke, sidestream smoke, smoking area, smoking areas, ban smoking, no smoking, no smoking areas
Heads Will Roll
Tags:bowl, bowling, bowler, bowlers, ten pin bowling, guillotine, guillotines, behead, beheading, execution, executions, french revolution, the french revolution, bowling pin, bowling pins, bowling ball, bowling balls, spectacle, spectacles, heads will roll, public spectacle, public spectacles, desensitised, desensitisation
'You don't have to do this, Mr. Wilson. Think about your family!'
Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.
'Well, there's a site for sore eyes...'
'This is our winter collection. Double glazing.'
People whose hindsight is less than 2020
'I don't wear glasses. These are solar panels that keep my phone charged.'
The Emperors New Contract
"First they have to settle who's the most christian."
'Time you got those glasses changed Fred. . .'
'Maybe installing luxury boxes was a bit optimistic."
Tags:geek, geeks, nerd, nerds, competition, competitions, competing, compete, competes, sporting competition, sporting competitions, luxury box, luxury boxes, optimistic, optimisim, overly optimistic, overestimate, overestimates, overestimating, boring, uninteresting, lack of interest, spectator sport, spectator sports, spectacle, spectacles
'I lost my glasses in the woods and was glad this horse came along.'
"Now we can begin our congressional hearings on excessive grandstanding at congressional hearings."
Lights Action Camera Justice
"Move along, folks...nothingness to see here."
Tags:nothingness, buddhist, buddhists, meditations, spectacle, spectacles, monks, buddhism, meditation, mindfulness, monk, police, onlookers, enlightenment, religion, spiritual, buddhist, buddha, law and order, policemen, public order, policeman, enlightenment, meditating, spiritual beliefs, spiritually enlightened