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"Why speculate? Get your info straight from the source!"
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"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"
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Stout Cortez and Some Wild Surmises
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The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.
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"Oh, and Botticelli. Botticelli would probably have been a great filmmaker."
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'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'
'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'
"Cable news. Where journalism goes to die!"
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'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'
'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'
'No, Dustin, you may not have your allowance in euros.'
'Now that I trade options, that time of the month refers to the third Friday.'
'He was about this tall, horns, cloven hooves, and a ring in his nose, but whether or not he was a BULL, I don't want to speculate.'
'Speculation, speculation, speculation!'
Department of Pure Speculation.
'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'
Traders on floor of commodities exchange see kidneys trade on the quote board.
'Been toying with commodities again, have we?'
'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'
The Shed of Doom Mystery: 'Wait, Petey... you see something glowing in there? What does it look like? Let's see... fireflies flow. Is that what it is...Uhh...nuclear powered fireflies?'
"I object, Your Honor. Everything the witness has stated is nothing more than heresay."
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Try and guess my wife's favourite hobby.
"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"
"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."
'I've been neutral on this stock for years. Now I'm even more neutral.'