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'Safety' Cameras are not for profit.
'I stopped for the last stop sign... I just didn't want to go through all that again.'
Sprinting speeding ticket
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'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'
'What's going on? Everyone with a speeding ticket is claiming the gas pedal sticks!'
Speed limit 70mph and up.
'I had to pull you over.. you WEREN'T speeding.'
'Okay, where's the fire?'
'You can't ticket me... I have a flag on my car.'
'You're going 65 miles-per-hour and your coffee is dangerously hot.'
Caution: Overweight children ahead.
'I was racing home to watch Cops.'
The real inventor of the skateboard.
'We can be on the ground and suing in no time!'
'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'
'I guess you think all cheetahs are fast - well, think again.'
'Ronnie has never stopped at amber.'
'you were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious.'
'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'
Cop says to bull, 'I understand that the red light made you angry, but you still have to stop.'