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"When are people going to stop speaking every sentence like it's a question?"
"And I vow that I will be president of ALL these United States...and it will be hu-u-uge!"
'What an interesting accent? Is it Norwegian? Have you tried finding your roots?'
"Then she was like...no way! Then he was like, I didn't know, right here? Then everyone was like, yo dude, it's blue!"
"Let me have a rum. . . and. . . um. . . a . . . cola."
"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."