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"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"
Tags:fast ball, fast balls, pitch, pitches, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, catcher, catchers, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, good arm, good arms, great arm, ease up, eases up, easing up, accident, accidents, accidental, too hard, speed, speedy, baseball, baseballs, baseball player, baseball players, meeting on the mound, pitcher's mound, meeting, meetings, tip, tips
"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
Tags:word play, play on words, irony, ironic, police, policeman, police man, police officer, officer, officers, road, roads, highway, highways, interstate, inter state, drive, driving, drives, driven, drove, speed, speeding, speeding ticket, ticket, tickets, pulled over, pull over, motorcycle cop, motorbike cop, cop, cops, sports car, sports cars, sportscar, deadpan, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad idea, bad ideas, highway patrol, moving violation, moving violations
"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."
Tags:zebra, zebras, speed, speedy, predator, predators, prey, lion, lions, big cat, big cats, paranoia, paranoid, left behind, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychological, complex, overwhelmed, overwhelming, overwhelm, pressure, pressures, pressured, pressuring, fast
'... and when I snap my fingers, you will completely forget that I was doing 87 in a 45 mph zone...'
Super Bran Flakes.
"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, state trooper, state troopers, traffic cop, traffic cops, highway patrol, pulling over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, speeding, fine, fines, ticket, tickets, traffic violation, traffic violations, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, science, physics, speed of light, lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, radar, space, time, speed, insurance, car insurance, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers
Speed Limit Strictly Enforced
"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, full-throttle, full throttle, full speed, speed, fast, energy, enthusiasm, progress, progressing, progression, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, driver, drivers, driving, wordplay, word play
'Captain are we going faster than sound?'
Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.
Tags:speed, speeding, speeds, speed limit, speed limits, driving laws, law, laws, legal, limit, limits, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, crash, crashing, crashes, car crash, car crashes, accident, accidents, collision, collisions, drive, driving, driven, drives, sign, signs, fast, faster, quick
"I'm afraid I wasn't watching my speed, Officer - we're fleeing from New York."
Tags:new york, flee, fleeing, flees, traffic patrol, traffic cop, traffic cops, transport police, traffic police, transport cop, transport cops, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, speeding, speeder, speeders, speed, speeding violation, traffic offence, traffic offences, evacuation, evacuations, evacuating
Rollerblading Grandmother "Assisted" By Helpful Young Boy
Tags:scout, scouting, help, helpful, more than he bargained for, bargained for, more than he could chew, old age, ageing, age, aged, nanny, grandma, older, old, fitness, rollerskates, rollerskate, rollerblade, rollerblades, roller skates, roller skate, roller blade, roller blades, speed, speedy, fast, crossing, crosswalk, cross-walk, cross walk, kid, kids, child
"I've met someone with a faster modem."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, marriage, marriages, divorce, divorces, divorcing, splitting, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, technology, computer, computers, modem, modems, internet, speed, internet speed, download speed, online, faster, excuse, excuses, modern life
'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'
'Can we speed this up? I'm in a hurry.'
"Run for your life, the ice age is coming."
'Other runners may be faster but I have the most fashionable running shoes.'
'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'
'Safety' Cameras are not for profit.
0 - 60 in seven seconds flat.
Go Sign on an empty road.
Tags:go, sign, signs, go sign, road, roads, car, cars, auto, autos, vacant, empty, pointless, unhelpful, desolate, desolated, speed, speeding, speed, speed limit, speed limits, speed restriction, speed restrictions, highway, highways, ironic, irony, law, laws, roadsign, roadsigns, road signs, road sign, rural, country, countryside
"Hi! I'm Greg Holbrook, born in L.A., now live in Stamford with my wife and three kids, went to school at Exeter, graduated Yale '38, did a two-year hitch in the Navy, now write copy for McCann-Erickson, my hobbies are tennis and sailing. Who are you and what do you do?"
Tags:overshare, share, shared, chatty, over share, overshared, oversharing, tmi, too much information, word vomit, info dump, information dump, speed, spped dating, party, parties, conversation, conversation skills, communication, communication skills, eager, brief, briefs, pitch, pitches, hard act to follow, introduce, introductions, introduced, life, life history, life story, friend, friends, friendship
"How many times I got to ask you to go easy on the stops?"
'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'
"Take a course or something. Learning at your own speed isn't working out."