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"Relax, sir. I'm a professional driver and this is a closed course."
Speed Limit Strictly Enforced
"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."
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Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.
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"O.K., where's the famine?"
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"Isn't 85 the new 55?"
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'Can we speed this up? I'm in a hurry.'
Go Sign on an empty road.
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'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'
Bob's personal journey of spiritual growth gets bogged down behind some idiot going half the speed limit.
'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'
What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!
Driverless cars were presenting new policing challenges...
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Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.
"You were doing 35.001 in a 35 mile zone..."
"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."
Speed Limit 10 Gallons Per Hour
"55 literally or ironically?"
"I had you doing warp in a 65."
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Speed limit for desert crawlers
"I think it's more aspirational than prescriptive."
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'I'm sorry, I didn't hear your siren.' 'How could you, you were passing through the sound barrier.'
"How could you possibly have gotten a speeding ticket?"