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"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."
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Speed Limit 186,000 miles per second.
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"O.K., where's the famine?"
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"Isn't 85 the new 55?"
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'Do you know what speed you were doing Sir? Could I see your tax and insurance, and is all this stuff in the back yours?'
'Can we speed this up? I'm in a hurry.'
Go Sign on an empty road.
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'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'
'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'
What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!
Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.
"You were doing 35.001 in a 35 mile zone..."
"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."
Speed Limit 10 Gallons Per Hour
"I had you doing warp in a 65."
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"55 literally or ironically?"
Speed limit for desert crawlers
"I think it's more aspirational than prescriptive."
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'I'm sorry, I didn't hear your siren.' 'How could you, you were passing through the sound barrier.'
"How could you possibly have gotten a speeding ticket?"
"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."
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'I'm about to honk at the guy in front of us. He's going way too slow!'