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"Warp 1 - engage!"
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"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."
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Schrodinger's cat flap
"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."
'Gentlemen, I propose we send the neutrinos on a speed awareness course.'
Moses carries the Ten Constants.
"If it isn't E mc2!"
"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."
"If the speed of light is increasing, then the electric company will probably raise its rates."
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'My teacher says my test reminds him of Einstein... could do better.'
"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"
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Prevent Aging - Travel for years to the outer planets - return hardly a month older.
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'These days everything is higher.'
Speed of Light
Mission Impossible Statement: Grow Faster than the Speed of Light.
'Every second, billions of neutrinos pass through our bodies...of course they'll take longer to pass through yours, dear.'
"Over the limit? -- How?"
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'The only reason that 'children are our future' is that we don't send enough adults on round trips through deep-space at relativistic speeds...'
E = something - something squared!
When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.
Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.
'Theory of relativity?'
Lola Knows More Than She Lets On
'Gentlemen, gentlemen, yes the neutrino beats the speed of light; but let's wait for the dope test.'
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