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"I had you doing six in a five."
'But I wasn't texting, officer, I was paying my speeding fine online...'
'What gives you the impression I was going fast, officer?'
'Well, if you must know, I'm in a hurry because the courthouse closes in 5 minutes, and I have to pay my speeding ticket!'
'No, fine - your driver's license photo is punishment enough.'
'Better keep away from Earth. Remember what we were told about those speed cameras?'
Traffic policeman stops cheetah for speeding.
'I was going to let you off the speeding, having no road tax, no insurance, no valid MOT, no driving licence, but the beaded seat...'
''Natural justice will prevail' unless of course it's three points and a fine from a speed camera.'
Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.
I'm also fining you for doing 230mph!
Traffic jam - 'I wish I could go fast enough to get caught by a speed camera.'
?50 speed sign
'I'll do the talking.'
'And these are the new proposed additional charges?'