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"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"
Tags:fast ball, fast balls, pitch, pitches, pitching, pitcher, pitchers, catcher, catchers, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, good arm, good arms, great arm, ease up, eases up, easing up, accident, accidents, accidental, too hard, speed, speedy, baseball, baseballs, baseball player, baseball players, meeting on the mound, pitcher's mound, meeting, meetings, tip, tips
"Damn, the son of a b***h is on internet time,"
Tags:internet time, beat time, ahead of time, fast, speedy, predator, predators, prey, food chain, food chains, time zone, time zones, gmt, lion, lions, gazelle, gazelles, antelope, antelopes, chase, chases, simple internet time, new meridian, the new meridian, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies
A man gets through the pearly gates with an E-Z Pass.
"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."
Tags:zebra, zebras, speed, speedy, predator, predators, prey, lion, lions, big cat, big cats, paranoia, paranoid, left behind, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychological, complex, overwhelmed, overwhelming, overwhelm, pressure, pressures, pressured, pressuring, fast
20 Second Hen
'... and when I snap my fingers, you will completely forget that I was doing 87 in a 45 mph zone...'
'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, greyhound, greyhounds, race, races, racing, racer, racers, raced, rabbit, rabbits, catch, catches, caught, catching, catcher, catchers, quick, fast, speedy, hold on, holds on, holding on, excite, excites, excited, excitement, excitements, joy, joys, joyful, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Super Bran Flakes.
"How soon do you need these?"
Tags:tailor, tailors, tailored, tailoring, dryer, dryers, drying, pants, trousers, suit, suits, fancy, formal wear, emergency, emergencies, dry-clean, dry-cleans, dry-cleaning, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, speedy, hurry, hurries, hurrying, minor emergency, minor emergencies, stain, stains, staining, dumb question, dumb questions, obvious question, obvious questions
Rollerblading Grandmother "Assisted" By Helpful Young Boy
Tags:scout, scouting, help, helpful, more than he bargained for, bargained for, more than he could chew, old age, ageing, age, aged, nanny, grandma, older, old, fitness, rollerskates, rollerskate, rollerblade, rollerblades, roller skates, roller skate, roller blade, roller blades, speed, speedy, fast, crossing, crosswalk, cross-walk, cross walk, kid, kids, child
"I can have them cook that for you, but, if I do, it won't be speedy fast."
Tags:fast food, fastfood, fast food outlet, fastfood outlet, fast food outlet, fast food outlets, speed, speedy, quick, fast, contradiction, contradictions, irony, ironic, eating out, eat out, dining out, patience, being patient, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, takeaway, takeaways, chips, fries, speedy fast
Tortoise and hair.
"To you it was fast."
"Are you on another one of those crazy crash diets?"
Tags:dieting, diet, diets, crash diet, crash diets, weight, health, women, driving, bad drivers, poor driving skills, moody, drug side effects, diet pill, diet pills, diet medication, drug impaired, speed, amphetamines, nervous, speedy, paranoid, car crash, car crashes, fad diet, fad diets, diet fad, diet fads
"I'll let you know the meaning of life when I'm damn good and ready!"
Tags:meaning of life, guru, gurus, wisdom, wisdom seeker, wisdom seekers, enlightened, enlightenment, enlightening, learn, learns, learning, impatient, impatience, patient, patience, wait, waits, waiting, hurry, hurries, hurrying, hurry up, hurries up, hurrying up, speedy, speed up, speeds up, speeding up
'You can speed it up if you want.'
"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"
Tags:opposable thumbs, chase, chases, chasing, predator, predators, prey, advantage, advantages, evolve, evolves, evolving, evolution, evolutionary advantage, evolutionary advantages, human, humans, rabbit, rabbits, runner, runners, speed, speedy, lion, lions, big cat, big cats, value, relative value, hurry, hurries, hurrying, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, spite, spiteful, useless, uselessness, hunt, hunted, hunter, hunters
'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'
Concerned about getting his expectant wife to the hospital on time, Gary hired a stunt driver for the 'big day'.
'Good hustle, Wayne! Good hustle! ... You can stop now, Wayne!'
Express queue at Lapland.
'I won't be around, but think, Billy - you will see the end of this race in your lifetime!'