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'Forget tradition! This thing can boil eye of newt in 15 seconds!'
Voodoo for Today
"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
Tags:witch, witches, wizard, wizards, cauldron, cauldrons, alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, potion, potions, spell, spells, magic, magic spell, magic spells, scientist, scientists, test, tests, testing, scientific method, sorcerer, sorcerers, sorcery, science, know better, knows better, quack, quacks
Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, thesaurus, word, words, spell, spells, spelling, meteor, meteorite, intelligent, intelligence, fire, fires, rock, rocks, asteroid, asteroids, idiom, idioms, contradict, contradiction, contradictions, dumb, stupid, english language, language, languages, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'
'Hellooo, I can spell'
Tags:injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, sporting injury, sporting injuries, spell, spells, spelling, speller, spellers, paramedic, paramedics, medic, medics, doctor, doctors, first aid, first aids, first aider, first aiders, ligament, ligaments, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'
'I'm pretty sure he's been s-q-u-a-s-h-e-d...'
Tags:insect, insects, radiology, radiologist, radiologists, spelling, spell, spells, bug, bugs, flea, fleas, x-ray, x-rays, mri, mri scan, mri scans, doctor, doctors, diagnosis, diagnoses, medical opinion, medical opinions, basketball injury, basketball injuries, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The elements of surprise.
"Hold on though... 'to unlock the complete incantation... download potions pro?'"
Tags:witches, witch, cauldron, cauldrons, spell, spells, incantation, incantations, magic, alchemy, alchemists, potion, potions, magic potion, magic potions, magic spell, magic spells, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, smart device, smart devices, tablet, tablets, app, apps, applications, application, software, update, updates, os, os update, operating system, in app purchase, in app purchases, upgrade, upgrades, forced upgrade, forced upgrades, modern life, digital life, phone problems, smartphone problems
Tags:millennial, millennials, millennials, generation z, next generation, next generations, summer vacation, summer vacations, report, reports, presentation, presentations, oral presentation, oral presentations, modern life, modern times, digital, digital generation, digital generations, internet generation, internet generations, classroom, classrooms, elementary school, spelling, spell, spells, text, texts, texting, texter, texters, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones
"Chaucer on lyne thrie."
"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"
"Ywhubenqmfpki, Y-W-H-U-B-E-N-Q-M-F-P-K-I, ywhubenqmfpki."
Tags:science fiction, sci fi, scifi, sci-fi, alien, aliens, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, extra-terrestrial, extra-terrestrials, spelling, spelling bee, spelling bees, spell, spells, letter, letters, word, words, parody, parodies, school, schools, competition, competitions, language, languages
"One of the failed candidates for the copywriters job wants to know 'wart was rong with his applicashun?'"
'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'
'Where's the spellcheck?'
"Does this poison smell weird to you?"
Tags:poison, poisons, cauldron, cauldrons, spell, spells, potion, potions, potion-making, witch, witches, cook, cooks, cooking, weird smell, weird smells, smells off, smelling off, halloween, concoction, concoctions, toxic, toxin, toxins, recipe, recipes, tricky recipe, tricky recipes, difficult recipe, difficult recipes, second-guess, second-guesses, second-guessing
Tags:hopscotch, summon, summons, spell, spells, magic spell, magic spells, incantation, incantations, satan, devil, demon, demons, demon worship, devil worship, accident, accidents, accidental, call, calls, calling, satanic, ritual, rituals, rite, rites, satanic, satanism, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, mishap, mishaps
"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"
'I can't take all the credit... I used spell-check.'
"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."
'What's your poison?'