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"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."
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"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
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'No cuts in Medicare!'
'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'
'I either need more money or more coupons.'
Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.
Automatic check out
'Due to budget cuts, our school is not distributing report cards. They are available online for download. Luckily, I'm the only one in my family that is computer literate, not that I'll make changes or anything...'
'His last wish was to see one more Christmas but then he realised he couldn't afford it.'
'How much allowance do you get?'
Advert for 'dividend tax cut' spending spree in Las Vegas.
'Don't stop me honey, I really want those shoes.'
'She must have spent a fortune on achieving that unspoilt, natural look!'
"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".
'Stop screaming at Kevin for using your silver quarter collection in the arcade. It's your fault for leaving it where he could find it.'
J.B. Pennyworth, Financial Guru: 'I earned more than I spent.'
Spent it all on self-help books.
'We're trying to attract the pink pound.'
'It's turned out well. Just a pity it went so woefully overbudget.'
'I ran out of money in the south of France, so I decided to come home.' ~ The Prodigal Sock.
'We would have a lot more to spend if you didn't waste so much on tax.'
'Every time the clerk asked 'paper or card' I chose my credit card.'
The Spirit of Christmas Presents.
'I'm here to repossess the lawnmower.'