Sperm Bank Cartoons and Comics

Frozen Sperm: Serve at Womb Temperature

"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

Hold-up at the sperm bank.

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

"Your food is frozen your sperm is frozen...why shouldn't you be frozen?"

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

'In vitro fertilization and sperm banks. I remember the old days when you couldn't outsource having kids.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

Happy Fathers Day - Your Local Sperm Bank

"You're stuck where, sir?"

'Sorry, Ma'am, but we don't have a loan department.'

Sperm Bank: Night Deposit

'Forget it - I knew a guy who went there once and he got slapped with 387 paternity suits.'

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

'Ma'am, your account at the sperm bank is overdrawn.'

sperm bank-'I told you you'd make money hand over fist'.

'Sorry, we don't make loans.'

'Tall, good-looking, muscular and wealthy! I can see where you are coming from Mrs Willets but that's not how it works.'

"How much were you thinking of spending?"

Sperm Bank - "How much were you thinking of spending?"

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'I was convicted for embezzling from a sperm bank.'

Hold-Up at Sperm Bank

Man Stealing from Sperm Bank